So all this unfortunate, often trashy-looking denim-on-denim we’re seeing for fall? SHALL NOT STAND.ġ0. And yet! They have just killed every trashy patron of the diner. The divas have embraced white-trash attire - American-flag dresses and panties, shredded denim - and made it look good. The fashion in the finale dance sequence performed by Gaga, Beyoncé and the white trash in the diner is an important statement on spring fashion. Beyoncé has little American flags painted on each nail.ĩ. Does this mean carbs aren’t back? Nor are curves really? Important questions for our shifting times and culture in a new decade!Ĩ. All the food Gaga makes looks absolutely disgusting. She got to recycle her Destiny’s Child clothes after all!ħ. Beyoncé looks stunning in her “good girl” banana-yellow dress and matching cowboy hat and eye shadow. Hey, curves are back, so carbs must be too?Ħ. A very, VERY bad, BAD girl, Gaga.” Then she feeds her a honey bun from a plastic bag. When Gaga gets in Beyoncé’s car after she bails her out of prison, Beyoncé says, “You’ve been a very bad girl. Let’s be honest - this is what every diva whose dabbled in pantslessness really wants to wear while she shakes it.ĥ. Leotards for the dance sequences have been traded for glitter bra and thong sets.

And none of them are close to sexy in the traditional sense.Ĥ. Anyone in a minidress has the hemline cut so short their crotch sticks out the bottom, while a woman in pants has her thong arching high above each buttock. Every one of Gaga’s fellow prisoners has an extremely slutty element to their outfit. She already made sunglasses from razor blades, so she has to be resourceful.ģ. In the prison-yard scene, Gaga wears sunglasses made from lit cigarettes. But look closely and you’ll notice Gaga is wearing no underwear under those panty hose and her crotch is blurred out, allowing those who legitimately wonder if she does have a dick to continue contemplating this rumor.Ģ. “Told you she didn’t have a dick,” the white-trash lady prison guard says. She only wears panty hose and X-shaped nipple pasties. The prison guards rip Gaga’s big-shouldered dress off her as they throw her in her cell. After the video, our favorite fashion moments from this epic collaboration.ġ. And not in the sexy, “Ring the Alarm” way - but in a twitchy, spazzy way.

This is Gaga’s video, but Beyoncé is the best part: She actually shows the angry, crazy side that we just knew lurked beneath her too-perfect façade. After a delayed release and weeks of teasing by slowly rolling out stills, Lady Gaga and Beyoncé have given the world diva power at its very best - and acting and clothes that quite simply boggle the mind. Lady Gaga and Beyoncé’s much-hyped video for “Telephone” is finally out.

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